This page is devoted to all manner of personal silliness. So let’s get it started with …
… some Great Names for Rock Bands!
- Spastic Colon
- Carpe Beatum
- Gag Reflex
- The Mourning After
- San Bernadino Split
- Klezmer Koncentration
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Reprising his role as The Blind Kung Fu Master, comedian Bobby Lee, of Fox television’s long-running skit series MADtv, puzzles over how his walking staff suddenly got so short and unwieldy. AP photo by Ng Han Guan
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Legendary Johnny Carson impersonator, Khamenei the Magnificent, divines the answer, "Ahmadinejad," to the question, "Who received the most votes in the 2009 Iranian presidential election?" The celebrated performer, known to many Iranians simply as God, voluntarily agreed to resolve the hotly disputed election on behalf of the Interior Ministry.
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So you’ve never heard of a Googlenope?!
Well, you’ve come to the right place. Googlenope is a term invented by syndicated columnist Gene Weingarten to describe a phrase that’s never been published anywhere on the Web, so when you plug it into Google, you get no hits.
Read more about Googlenopes and see a list of my own!
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Check back frequently for more silliness … ‘cuz my tiny mind generates enough of it, that’s for sure.