February 22, 2010

Narrow and hard the path to vegetarianism

If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, then the path to an ecologically conscientious faith is vexed with misleading dead ends.

News & Observer religion reporter Yonat Shimron’s profile of one local church’s stab at environmental ethics during Lent illustrates how easily parishioners drift off momentarily on a tangent, often motivated by misinformation or transient fads.  The result being that many simply retrace their path, then forever abandon the journey forward.

I’m not saying there’s nothing meritorious in the good folk of United Church of Chapel Hill denouncing their carnivore habits for the duration of the Lenten season.  Only that doing so for the sake of reducing carbon emissions is about as convoluted a line of reasoning as one could concoct.  Furthermore, it smacks of hopping aboard a popular bandwagon which, these days, is inordinately obsessed with global warming at the expense of addressing a root problem of overconsumption, an issue where Westerners shamefully lead the world’s parade to destruction.

You see, the environmental pitfall in eating meat really has little to do with CO2, methane, or gaseous emissions of any sort.  The sticking point with meat is that the agricultural industry generally pours ten times more energy into producing 1 kcal of animal meat as it does 1 kcal’s worth of a grain product like wheat, rice, or corn.  So for what it takes to feed and care for the one Angus, you could feed ten adults for much longer than the bovine’s lifetime.

If you step back and look at the physics and physiology of what’s going on, you see you’re devoting considerably more resources just keeping a cow alive long enough to satisfy your preference for the taste of cow flesh.  And the operating principle is no less true for other living creatures like fish and chickens or scallops.  You expend extra energy maintaining the life of the animal just long enough to eventually kill it.

Naturally, I haven’t even touched on all the other ancillary ecological issues that swarm around livestock farming — things like land use, antibiotic overuse, animal wastes, and perhaps most damning of all, the horrendous conditions to which industrial farming systems subject the poor creatures they churn out of their meat mills.

In turn, this raises the ethical questions that come with saddling an already economically disadvantage and socially oppressed people — namely, the unfortunate slaughterhouse workers — with the gruesome task of personally butchering thousands of animals week after bloody week.  If we don’t have a Christian obligation to consider both the physical and psychological damage that imposes on our neighbors, then what’s Christianity good for?

So a token Lenten effort to abstain from eating animals is only about as good as the 40 days it covers.  Void of a sounder rationale for the enterprise, if one simply returns to his previous habits, the few pounds of carbon emissions spared won’t mean much juxtaposed against the lifelong commitment to rape and pillage the planet while condemning its creatures, be they humble or human, to an endless cycle of savagery.

I hate to come across like a killjoy, but if conserving inanimate carbon, the sixth element of the periodic table, is the strongest incentive the congregation at United Church of Chapel Hill can find to compassionately steward Yahweh’s planet, then perhaps their time might be better spent getting to know a few live chickens the other 325 days of the year.

February 3, 2010

Distracted beyond reason

It seems the much-distracted, father-daughter driving duo who openly confessed their mutual cell phone addictions in the pages of The News & Observer last month has stirred up no end of commotion among the local rabble.

Far be it from me to exonerate this featherbrained pair of motorists, the junior member of which racked up three phone-instigated car wrecks in as many years.  (By all accounts, her inability to properly estimate public sentiment at this revelation just about evenly matches her overall lack of judgment and self-control.)  But if ever readers needed evidence to explain why there’s senseless tragedy, injustice and unabated evil in the world, I’d be more inclined to point them in the direction of the convoluted blathering of the two women who defended their obsessive need for cell phone distractions behind the wheel in yet another recent installment of the same Road Worrier column (“They call from the car, carefully,” Jan. 19).  I haven’t a doubt that neither entertains the slightest suspicion of how absurd her arguments sound in the court of public opinion.  And by comparison, they give Buckley and Tyler Strandberg the aura of self-flagellating saints.

One mark of an adult mind (as contrasted with the juvenile version of that equipment) is its ability to extrapolate actions into the future to contemplate possible outcomes and their implications for all concerned. But by their shortsighted rationalizations, Gilda Branch and Susan Jancuski reveal that neither age nor motherhood has contributed a scrap of maturity to either’s thought process.  Each places her own interests and priorities squarely at the center of the excused misconduct without a shred of consideration to civic responsibility for the welfare of others.

Perhaps one day these ladies will share with us whatever measure of comfort her twisted justifications might confer waiting at the car wash while the blood of an eight-year-old she’s run over in a school crossing is scrubbed from her front bumper.

I vouchsafe no pity and spare no contempt for those who value human life less than their own personal comfort and convenience.

January 21, 2010

U.S. military as sick as Hasan

Under the classification of “throwing in my two cents worth,” I can’t resist commenting on the unfolding revelations about U.S. Army personnel evaluations of Nidal Hasan, the psychiatrist under indictment for mass murder at Fort Hood last November.

The Associated Press reports detailing Hasan’s evaluation irregularities and the erratic, inconsistent assessment by various supervising officers comes as no surprise whatsoever.

Without hesitation, I can verify that the military uses performance evaluations as a technique and device for managing and manipulating careers rather than objectively documenting performance and on-the-job behavior. The subjectivity of these HR processes is notoriously well-known among the ranks, and many enlisted soldiers and officers accept this with varying degrees of ascent, depending on the favorability of their own specific evaluations.

So it’s no shock the military brass now chooses to throw its peons under the bus, even those — perhaps especially those — who made honest efforts to document the deficits, warning signs, and outright misconduct swirling around Hasan earlier in his career.  This is so typically Army … nay, so typically military!  (I have experience working professionally among Army and Air National Guard as well as U.S. Navy personnel.)  These are organizations for which self-preservation is the inherent mission.  Consequently, they’re populated with officers and NCOs who instinctively circle the wagons to defend their own job security when hostile forces arise, and they won’t hesitate to cut anyone down who might threaten their comfortable stability.

Invariably, that means the gutless homebodies at the highest levels freely exercise their prerogative to slice and dice up those with smaller … well, let’s just not go there.  This is pretty much guaranteed whenever there’s no hope to be gained by standing together, which of course is clearly the case, we now plainly see, where Hasan is concerned — no startling tactic when it comes to administrative mismanagement, as opposed to, say, when the actual lead bullets are flying wildly about the troops.

There’s no organization like the Pentagon to operate by the principle that the finest, most upstanding and honest deeds will not escape unpunished.  And if you ask me, the rueful fact of it is that Nidal Hasan’s unfortunate targets were, in the final assessment, several levels of rank below their rightful mark.